The Crazy World of BlackBerry Messenger

I used to have a lot of BBM contacts on my phone and been on this platform since it came about in this part of the world.so I decided to categorise the different kind of users based on my experience. Here Goes

1. The Broadcaster... This set of people spend their days on BBM sending broadcasts even outdated broadcasts,They are like garbage in garbage out,anything is worth being sent by them,Sometimes I feel they are bad at spelling so would rather just send broadcasts.
2. No Updates..... Some people believe that not changing dps and Status updates is a sign of maturity. Most of them claim they are either too busy or too big to partake in such.They would rather see their contacts updates than participate. What ever happened to the rule of give and take..
3. Things(Tins)... I think this set love giving every move made a surname, Chilling Tins, Swimming Tins,Beach Tins even Church Tins. They remind me of the Yoruba's who add ooooo to almost every remark(I am from Oyo state), without the Tins at the end,it would be incomplete
4. Loaders.....They are close relatives to the above mentioned..My only question is which app do they use to record the percentage before an action takes place?,,, Birthday Loading 10% abeg they should come and help us calculate the country's GDP(Gross Domestic Product)
5. DP Changers.... I am fascinated by how many Dps this guys use in a day,you will think they get paid for it,before you can view the Dp it's gone an han wetin na(I fall into this category sometimes)
6. Quoter's...I guess these ones just want to be seen as wise,always quoting deep stuff on their status which is not bad sha since they motivate the helpless and frustrated 
7. Hyprocrites...Pastor Adeboye on their dp, the whole verses in the bible on their status but they will be chatting dirty and setting P codedly, and I am like hellooo did someone steal your phone?Stay true and stop putting up a front.
8. Pornstars.. I doubt if they have family members on their BBM or younger ones because their dps are always randy and they  are always horny according to their updates, Get a job ooo go act porn
9. Lovers...When you have this kind of contacts you don't need to watch Telemundo or Indian movies,all you you see is awww my Bae is so cute,thanks Bae for the gift,Bae's mum's sister's bestie's daughter's wedding on point,na only you go love? (Bae is a danish word for poop)
10. Status Update Chatters.... This confuses me a lot. we are both contacts on bbm and I leave the space given to us by RIM to chat then go to my status update and chat,etc Ope this 4points make sense , Tunde I swear die their food make brain , Ope shay we go comort here like this , Tunde na to crash here ooo. 
11. Monitoring Spirits... You must not change your dp or update your status, you will just see Hi, Your dp where was it taken? what time? which continent? or your status is it about me?who is it about?  an han warris it....Even EFCC does not ask questions like this.
12. Contacts Fanatics...Hello please can you help me broadcast my pin? I will broadcast yours too..why? I just want my contacts to be plenty I heard CBN gives people with plenty contacts free money and data. 
13. The Snobs..This ones are the masters of k, after taking two weeks to reply a chat they just send k or lol or a smiley.but in the long run you will find out that they are smarter when they type less.
14. Conservationists... You will think you are reading the script to a movie when chatting with such, before you have located where the letters are on your phone,they have sent an epistle which is hard to keep up with,you will now look bad since you cant match up.
15. Corporate beggars...The only thing they can spell on their status update is I am broke , BIS expiring soon I will miss you guys.Next thing you see is I am back.Then while chatting all you see is send me credit,I am broke,sometimes I suspect that they are actually recharge card sellers
16. Nudist....Seems they still leave in the world of Adam and Eve before they were thrown out of the garden of Eden.. send me nudes,,snap nudes,,everything na nudes, good morning are you nude.
17. The Nags...Everything is always negative ,everything is always wrong,nothing works,I wonder how their BBM works with so much negativity that they put up
18. Dp/Status update thieves..This ones forgot their creativity in heaven but they are skilled in the act of lifting people's status updates word for word(na this type they make Waec cancel exam) even Dps before you even finish clicking set as Dp they have stolen it already.
19. Pingers...This ones only God knows why they are always in a haste... Ping!!! hi!!! Ping!!! are you at work? Ping!!! just thought to say hi.Ping!!! its like a 3 hit combo,they dont even let you reply before they give you more of the combo
20. Diaries...When this ones leave earth ,instead of a biography on them just contact all their BBM contacts and they will put you through all that happened every second of their life..

These are some of the types I have experienced,if I missed out on any please add it.So we can be well educated on the different kind of BBM contacts.

Thanks for your time